The Chad is honored to be here looking for his new Starfish. He wants to fulfill her heart’s every desire. Wish to sip champagne at dusk aboard a hot air balloon ride over the Grand Canyon? Hungry for a five star gourmet breakfast in bed upon the love boat? An acoustic, original serenade in my native tongue under the starlit sky? Perhaps wine tasting in a Tuscan estate? Maybe all she wants is to simply fall asleep holding hands. The Chad is your man for all the above. My Starfish can have anything and everything plus a fragrant bouquet of flowers. The only thing the Chad will ask from her is to swipe right.
Now with Chad I did not have a fear about bodily harm since he is not overwhelmingly muscular, but I was amused that he picked a shirtless photo of him in bed for a profile picture…interesting play Chad. Sadly I was not impressed. Swipe to the left.
*all ConTinder profiles are imagined up by my self when bored or drunk